Sunday, 19 June 2011

5 Things To Do When You Are Feeling Really Sleepy.

All of us have had times when we feel really sleepy, and somehow just can't sleep. Lets take the example of a history class thats being dragged on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on (just like this) for hours..and you can't sleep. Urgh! Don't we all hate it? Now lemme give you some tips on what to do when you feel REALLY sleepy.

1. Wake others up! That is one hell of a good idea cause for one others will be so pissed at you that they'll be screaming the hell out- that can keep you up for a while! And if, by chance, just in case you are not scolded or yelled at-- well then you have COMPANY! Sit and chat for as long as you can. Of course staying up when sleepy is a lot more tolerable when you have somebody by your side.

2. Write a blog- damn, Freud ki unconsciousness ki saari theories bahar aa jaengi. You'll be thinking something, writing something else and reading something so completely different. Then sit and analyse your errors, consider them an important medium through which you can understand your unconscious and then wonder- WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?

3. Listen to some utterly stupid song and try making sense out of it OR try translating any stoopid song you know into a different language OR try funnying up (cute word I invented na? :P) some serious song you know OR try figuring out the depth of some idiotic song and wonder what the lyricist had in mind when he was writing that crap! :P Damn, these are 4 points in one. I am a genius! :P

4.Count sheeps. Yes! Count sheeps and challenge yourself that you WON'T sleep. See how high a number you can reach and try out-doing yourself every time! Or you could use some mathematical tables too- you know count sheeps but every fifth sheep should be a black one and the others white! Yeah..Thats gonna serve two purposes-
a. you won't sleep
b. it'll help you brush up your numbers! :P

5. OR just don't give a damn to such shitty ideas, forget the whole reason as to why you can't sleep and just go to SLEEP!!

Good Night!
Hope this wasn't too torturous! :P (not that I care!)

P.s.- Grammatical errors should be forgiven, I'm feeing REALLY sleepy!

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