Wednesday, 22 June 2011

5 Reasons To LOVE The New Cut-offs!

This year its not just a cut-off, its a cut off that intends to cut our head off! LOL. Thanks for that Kriti Gandhi..

Being through that negetivity, passing through it and knowing people who are sick of all these too high cut offs, let me bring to you five reasons to absolutely LOVE them! This is gonna take more effort than it seems! HELP ME!!

1. Umm..First thing that comes to my idiotic brain is that the cut offs are just too high, it makes it hard for normal people like us to get into a damn good college. That means poore saal masti, padho bhi and jhak bhi maaro, enjoy the damn college ke festivals. And then its the same course for every college, end mein thappa bhi DU ka..ki fark penda hai? Believe me, nahi penda..

2. Jitne zyada achche college mein jaegi utne zyada bhenge log milengey. Thats what my friend's friend told her and its so true. In a good sa college you'll find behenji type, total nerdy people who either rattofy their books or just study all day long. Get into a cool college and you'll find people just as AWESOME as you are, people with a LIFE! :D

3. Attendence, assignments ke peeche khoon choos jaate hai! :P Thats another line my friend said to me. A good college is almost as strict as school-- no bunking, be regular, submit the assignments on time..Did you just get out of school to get tied down like that again? I don't mean to say that don't study in whatever college you get into, but masti karna bhi toh banta hai na boss! ;)

4. Just think of it- that one padhaku girl who ignored your calls day and night, who studied twice as much as you did, who deleted her account on facebook because she had to study and who didn't go out for any parties- even she ended up in the same damn college as you did! Tumne toh poore saal masti kari, movies dekhi- tum dono hue na same hee level par.. All thanks to the cut offs! :P

5. And we are damn lucky. That is because we won't be giving the exams 20 years later. Future cut offs kuch aise honge- 100% aggregate, plus ECA quota, plus should know one sport, plus should have a minimum height of 5 feet and damn what not! Aren't we lucky we just have to get through with a 95? Haha..poor little cousins of mine, I feel so sorry for them.

I hope this was fun to you.
On a serious note- Please don't be too sad or worried about the cut offs, you'll get through with this. Have faith in God and yourself. Keep smiling and hamesha positive socho! :D

Thank You Maa and Puneet Dhaliwal for the help. Love you!

Sunday, 19 June 2011

5 Things To Do When You Are Feeling Really Sleepy.

All of us have had times when we feel really sleepy, and somehow just can't sleep. Lets take the example of a history class thats being dragged on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on on and on and on and on (just like this) for hours..and you can't sleep. Urgh! Don't we all hate it? Now lemme give you some tips on what to do when you feel REALLY sleepy.

1. Wake others up! That is one hell of a good idea cause for one others will be so pissed at you that they'll be screaming the hell out- that can keep you up for a while! And if, by chance, just in case you are not scolded or yelled at-- well then you have COMPANY! Sit and chat for as long as you can. Of course staying up when sleepy is a lot more tolerable when you have somebody by your side.

2. Write a blog- damn, Freud ki unconsciousness ki saari theories bahar aa jaengi. You'll be thinking something, writing something else and reading something so completely different. Then sit and analyse your errors, consider them an important medium through which you can understand your unconscious and then wonder- WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?

3. Listen to some utterly stupid song and try making sense out of it OR try translating any stoopid song you know into a different language OR try funnying up (cute word I invented na? :P) some serious song you know OR try figuring out the depth of some idiotic song and wonder what the lyricist had in mind when he was writing that crap! :P Damn, these are 4 points in one. I am a genius! :P

4.Count sheeps. Yes! Count sheeps and challenge yourself that you WON'T sleep. See how high a number you can reach and try out-doing yourself every time! Or you could use some mathematical tables too- you know count sheeps but every fifth sheep should be a black one and the others white! Yeah..Thats gonna serve two purposes-
a. you won't sleep
b. it'll help you brush up your numbers! :P

5. OR just don't give a damn to such shitty ideas, forget the whole reason as to why you can't sleep and just go to SLEEP!!

Good Night!
Hope this wasn't too torturous! :P (not that I care!)

P.s.- Grammatical errors should be forgiven, I'm feeing REALLY sleepy!

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

5 Reasons Why I Hate Summers!

Some people LOVE summers. I am NOT one of them! :P
The point is summers are just so..ewwwww! okay..thats not a very satisfactory reason..I understand..
Now lemme tell you exactly why!

1. Sweat! I absolutelyyy HATE it. I'll tell you how- You take a shower, come out, sit in the beauuutiful summer heat ( mind the sarcasm ) and it seems like you have bathed again--this time with sweat! Ewwwww.. And then you wonder whether the fans are working or not..and I am not the kind of person who likes to keep the AC on all day..Damn! It gives out CFCs! Sheesh! :/

2. Next up is WHAT can you do all day? Summers have no life..I swear..You can't even hang out because of the damn heat! And I find myself gettng lazier each summer..All i wanna do is sleep and sleep and sleep..(thats my escape from boredom you see)..!

3. FOOD- Yes! Yes! YES!! this part bugs me THE most.. You can't even EAT in summers!! Hell..temme one Indian meal that hardly needs any cooking and is healthy and delicious without being served HOT! Sure as hell you can drink a lot in summers but that only results in you being in the bathroom more than you can tolerate! :P

4.The clothes. This part I'm a little embarassed to write but I will. Being a girl summers need you to have yourself waxed all the time so that you can enjoy wearing your shorts and tees etc etc! And.. waxing HURTS! :/ Guys will never know!!

5. I LOVE winters. They are just soooo beautifull! I swear..The bright bright sky..the silence..and thin people like me look healthier in the winter wardrobe (you know wearing 3 layers of clothes!).. haha.. plus..the hair isn't sweaty..the kaajal doesn't spread! And won't you agree? The joy of having a hot cup of coffee in winters or a delicious garma garam meal is just so h-e-a-v-e-n-l-y! Wow! Why do the winters ever end?

So in short. I hate you summers. Get over soon. and yeah, come soon Monsoon! (that sounds weird!) I loveee the rain. And I so love winters! :*